Monday, October 13, 2008

Steve Cabana Presents Vol. 1: Fuck Buttons - Street Horrrsing

bloggingfromjail Music correspondent Steve Cabana reviews a variety of records from around the world, usually on recommendation from a friend.

Fuck Buttons / Street Horrrsing

Okay, it's a bunch of bells ringing while someone shaves. What the fuck. I'm gonna have to crack open a chilly one to get through this one, and you probably will too. Thank god everybody steals all their CDs off the web in the modern times, because if this ended up on a Best Buy shelf it would be a total worldwide suicide risk.

I think the real problem with this record is when he starts yelling because he cut himself shaving. And then it sounds like he takes the shaving device and starts finding other people to hurt with the shaver. Oh, and there's bells tinkling around in the background, which is what probably qualifies this as "music" to the people who eat this garbage up. I don't need this kind of misanthropy when it's fuckin' sunny out. I'm turning this off. I guess the thesis of this review is, "probably don't even listen to this for free."

Peace.

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