Lifestyles, With Parnell Vol. 2 - Obamamania!

Most weekdays, and "the weekends where [he is] not doing other stuff," bloggingfromjail lifestyle correspondent Parnell Williams writes this column on "special things about the internet and life."

Hello, friends. There is a new sensation and his name is Barack Obama! He is the new

 sensation and even if you don't take a liking to his kind (presidents) you need to get hip to his business in a fashion

 that is very rapid! Obamamania is going to be the future centerpiece of American life for people "in the know."

One way to be "in the know" is to keep magazines with

 pictures of President Barack lying around your house. This way, you can deal with some snappy situations like there is no problem.

Check this situation out:

Your friend: Hey boys and girls, I was just thinking about...

You: Barack Obama?

Your friend: Yeah, how did you know I was going to say that?

You: Well, I have this magazine all about him and it has interesting facts.

And then you tell him/her some facts about Barack Obama, and offer him some tea.

See? It's easy, its simple, and its going to be a happy planet now that Barack is the go-to guy for dropping bombs.

This is Parnell, signing off.